Ello to my anipals, their humums and hudads.
I as to be asking a favour of you! As you lurve me can I purlease ask you to complete the below questionaire?
I as been informed by the ‘lady in the know’ (not typist as she knows nowt) that it will not be taking very long (so if it does let me know and i will shout and grrr on your behalf!) and also the mostest impawtant fing is you can get free noms and money off for noms sent out in the post as a fank you (ow generous is ‘lady in the know’ – she musn’t be feeling well!)
Almost sounds too good to be troo don’t it? The only slightly negative bit is that i as to mention *reads from official looking paper* “we can only be asking my UK furiends to be doing this as we is not aving the pocket money to send goodies too far” – i did offer to nom em on your behalf but ‘lady in the know’ said no, clearly her generous mood as passed!!
Anyway, fank you for reading, partaking and sharing wiv your furiends *cough – subtle hint – cough* you is the bestest pals a doggie could ave!
I is off now (got to hide the noms before they all get sent to you lot!)