Monthly Archives: September 2012
I has been cunningly disguised as a bunny wabbit all week, and let’s be honest I had most of you confused – well those of you with two legs anyway!
So…I hea you ask…Dalton, why have you being a bunny wabbit all week?
Well my furiends I will tell you, this is cause it was Rabbit Awareness week, that is a whole week dedicated to our smaller fury furiends (see below) because they is a little bit ace!
And I have done my bit by sharing my bestest wabbit jokes….. what was that….did I hear you say you wanted to hear them again?
You is all’s being very talkative and noisy this week! Ok, here you go…..
A rabbit and a duck went to a restaurant for dinner. Who paid? ………….The duck because he had the bill
A: Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the sound r?
B: no, can you?
A; Sure, dick and bob had a bunny!
What are four hundred wabbits hoping backwards?……………….. A receding hare line!
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?………………….. Join the hare force!
What do wabbit’s get when it rains? ……………………………………..Wet
BOL, so now you have picked yourselves off the floor get out and buy some lovely Bunny Brunch for your smaller furiends!
You can read all about it on our new website and if you would like a money off voucher for your first purchase just shout at typist and she will send you one! Important to know this offer is only for my UK based wabbits sorry!
Before I go to remove my ears I would like to say a special thanks to my very good furiends who helped celebrate #RAW2012 with me (pictures here) and I will leave you with a brain hurter….
How far can a wabbit run into the woods? Answer next time!
N.B: by smaller furiends I do only mean wabbits, not Ernests or other puppies! The boss got mightly angry when he found me feeding bunny brunch to Ernest as bunny brunch was designed with a wabbit needs in mind not Ernests! In fact wabbits are so demanding with their needs they even need different food to guinea pigs!!!
I as been asked to carry out some interviews about the film that we did run the competition for, so that you can better know the stars when it is finally launched. I fought I would trial my interviewing techniques on the lovely Lizzie as she is the star of the film.
For ease of following I as pointed out ooo be saying what – enjoy!
Me (this is me, chief interviewer and question asker): Lizzie you’re just off the set of “If you go down to the woods…” – how you feeling?
Lizzie (she is the star): Pretty full actually as I just found an unguarded bag of Wagg dog food.
Me: How do you fink filming went?
Lizzie: Well from my point of view it was a blast – it was like having a walk that lasted all day! Most of the time I got to run around the field, roll in smelly stuff and snack on sheep poo. All the cast and crew made a big fuss of me – I think they liked having me on set, even though I did knock some big equipment stuff over by accident.
Me: But didn’t you have to ang out in a really horrible bunker for ages?
Lizzie: That place was pretty gross, but I’d got used to going there weeks in advance, and basically got dog biscuits just for sitting about in it – can’t say it bothered me. We professionals just take these things in our stride.
Me: Obviously, we is ace! So did you have a professional dog handler?
Lizzie: (laughs) Good heavens no. I live 2 doors down from Catherine the writer and producer. My humans said I could be in the film, which meant Catherine took me out on tons of walks so we got used to each other. I think she really enjoyed it actually as she’s only got a lazy cat.
Me: And did you have to learn any new skills or tricks, was there plenty of treats?
Lizzie: Not really, it was more me training Catherine. After a while she’d give me a dog biscuit just for walking through a gate!
Me: What would you say was your favourite bit of the film?
Lizzie:Definitely the bit the crew called my Lassie moment. I got to hide in the bracken with Jack, my human owner in the story, and then burst out running down the hill through the long grass. It was brilliant fun – which was just as well as we had to do a lot of takes. The problem was I couldn’t quite see where Catherine was with the dog biscuit, as there were a lot of people in the way and I got a bit tangled up in some wires. I gave them a good tug though. I heard a bit of panicked shouting – something about “mind the boom”, but it was all fine.
Me: And were there any bits you found tricky or frightening- for example when the monster starts ranting at you?
Lizzie: Well actually I wasn’t actually in the room for that part, but that monster is not at all scary. Humans can be so dumb. Catherine came in with that silly mask on. I heard her say something about not being sure how I’d react –honestly don’t they know our sense of smell is a thousand times stronger than theirs – how was a stupid mask going to fool me? I’m afraid I walked off I was so embarrassed.
Me: So why is there a monster in a story about a day out in the country? Was Catherine aving a moment?
Lizzie: Well apart from the fact that Catherine likes showing off, I think the monster represents an extreme version of the reaction a lot of people have to dog mess. The monster in the story blames the dogs, but of course it’s the humans’ responsibility to clear it up. It’s not the dog’s fault at all, but unfortunately irresponsible owners do make some people hate dogs, which is a shame as we are such fun and great companions.
Me: So this was your acting debut and it sounds like it was a great success. What next?
Lizzie: For a start I hope Catherine doesn’t forget all her training and keeps coming round to take me out for walks in the evenings. As for acting – well the offers are flooding in so I will have to get an agent.
Me: And your dream role?
Lizzie: Apart from Lassie of course, I would say that has to be Aslan in the Narnia stories.
Me: And when will “If you go down to the woods…” be released?
Lizzie: Well it’s being edited now and that is a long process. So we plan to post some stills and maybe some out-takes on Facebook soon.
Me: Terrific we’ll keep all our followers updated. Do you have a final word for our readers?
Lizzie: Yes be kind to your owners – remember they only have 2 legs not 4 and can’t run up hills all day and have no understanding of the truly important things in life like chasing birds that are half a mile away or really interesting smells. Make allowances – after all they’re only human!
Me: well fank you Lizzie.
Wow I is pooped after all that hrd work, and a little peckish after all that nom talk – I may have to go and see where my dog food lunch is!